0 Ulupalakua Rd, Kula, HI 96790

Do you really exist? Or have you transcended the physical and entered into the ethereal world of the heaven realms? Here in the land of eternal summer, it’s really difficult to answer that question. Just four minutes past the Ulupalakua Ranch store is a 2.8 acre world of wonder. Bounded on two sides by ranch land, you have front row seats into the daily antics of the moon chasing the sun over molokini: a celestial hide and seek show that puts Broadway to shame. Lower your gaze to the water and have pity on the poor sods living down in Makena listening to the beleaguered groan of their air conditioners. Not necessary here as the elevation lifts you into one of the most stable and comfortable climates the world has ever known. The Kukui grove filters the sun into a shimmering carpet of sparkles and supports the easing of a troubled mind. Will you pinch yourself as a test? Pinch gently! The land has a concrete driveway and a 14,000 ish gallon water tank already installed. Bring your tent and your gratitude. Listor is owner.